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We Who are DysFunctional Now Declare our FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Week of July10th,2000
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Disclaimer: The opinions expressed are my OWN and Not to be confused with any professional or private organization.
Our Society once Declared that the so called "Norm's" Ruled the world, Now guess what, It is the Dysfunctional's
Who are the Majority..REJOYCE!!!
DysFunctionality Rules
Hello, I'm Steven, and yes, I'm am Dr Dysfunctional, at least as far as Im concerned. I am your Host and Webmaster of this site. Welcome all, I hope that you the Enlightend Surfer may Identify with the thoughts and ideas portrayed on this webpage and I encourage you to Email me with any concepts that you might have as to how to improve on this worthy webpage!
This page will be Updated Weekly with New Thoughts pertaining to the plight of all us so called
"DYSFUNCTIONAL" Human Beings.
EDITORIAL WEEKLY COMMENT:
Q. What's the difference between a drug pusher and a hooker?
A. The hooker can wash her crack and resell it.
Thanks to JJ for this contribution!
Bumper Stickers we'd like to See:
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial
cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You can't have everything, where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
Most of these are new to me; I hope you laugh as easily as I do.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
Thanks to JJ for this contribution!
Well this is week (2) of my webpage and I have been considering as to what to Bitch about! So here goes I call it:....
MEDICAL MERRY-GO-ROUND
If any of you have gone to the "Doctor's" lately, IM sure you noticed a few disturbing things. First you must wait....For What? Didn't you already have a appointment at a given time? Yes of course you did, They require it in order to see the "Doc"! So whats with the wait? I believe that all these Self Declared Minor Deities OVERBOOK, that they herd you in a small uncomfortable room with out of date magazines (Whats with that, can't they afford NEW magazines?), and you wait and wait. I believe that my time is just as valuable as the Demi-God's Doctors is. I feel that we all deserve the same respect, that when I book someone for appointment for consultation at 1:00pm, I should be there PROMPTLY on time. But not "The Doctor's"..No they feel that just because they spent a few years in college (mostly drinking and partying) that we should place them on a Pedestal. I say "Bul@#Sh*%" If and when you finally get to see the "Maven" again a even smaller exam room with no mag and again WAIT. What the Hell is with all this waiting? Are we Sheep? Waiting for the slather? REMEMBER Auzwitz..They too were herded and force to wait! No Dignity! When you are privileged enough to finally see the Doc, Your exam seems to last at least 15-30sec. After he sits down on one of those little stools, Smiling he says those infamous words " I'd like you to see a "SPECIALIST, a Friend of mine",
(Which translates to "I got my BUCK Now You get Yours")
Around and Around We go, When we'll stop No one Know's...Around..Around..
Well come back next week for a further insite into the DysFunctional World of,
Dr DysFunctional
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