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Week of July23rd,2000
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Our Society once Declared that the so called "Norm's" Ruled the world, Now guess what, It is the Dysfunctional's
Who are the Majority..REJOYCE!!!
DysFunctionality Rules
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In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: "Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin" Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but being the lazy no- goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long.They simply wrote: "Returned unopened".
Thanks to JJ for this contribution!
The other day, my friends and I went to a ladies' night club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill. When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to his butt cheek! Not to be outdone, another friend pulled out a $20 bill. She called the guy back over, licked the $20 bill, and stuck it to his other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulled ut a $50 bill and called the guy over. I was worried about the way things were going, but she licked the bill and just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again. My relief was short lived. Seeing the way things were going, the guy gyrated over to me! Now everyone's attention was focused on me, and the guy was egging me on to try and top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do? I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his ass, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.
Thanks to my Wife for this contribution!
Jennifer Flowers was asked if her relationship with Bill Clinton was anything like the Monica Lewinski affair. She supposedly replied,
"Close -- but no cigar".
Thanks to Bev and Daryl for this contribution!
Cell Phones......High Tech or High Risk?
Like most of us I drive the Great highways of America frequately. I try to be a consciences and considerate driver, Letting motorist do pretty much as they please. I drive in the right lane and obey the speed limit. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not a saint, I'm sure I piss off my share of drivers. It NEVER fails that as I'm driving and glance back through my rear view mirror, I ALWAYS see the same thing. There is some young "lady" Putting on her makeup, looking in the mirror and chatting on her Cell Phone, All at the same time! She is usually less then ten feet from my rear bumber and quite obliviuos as to anything else going on around her! I dont know about you all but this really makes me VERY nervious and almost frightened for my life. Still Im amazed at the juggling act going on behind me, head bent to hold the cell phone between head and shoulder, one hand on the steering wheel as the other hand goes from lipstick to eyelash brush and finually to the comb. She usually is driving one of those new Big, Huge SUV's (three tons of steel and glass) and Always driving a few miles Faster than I am! I continue to glanse back as I try to drive wondering when she will see me and avoid a crash. Still chatting and primping she gets to within five feet of me and then hitting the brakes , dropping the Cell phone, tossing her comb to the back seat and finially grapping the stearing wheel to give it a quick jerk as she accelerates to navigate into the left lane. As she passes giving me a quick glanse and scowls like its my fault!! What's Up With That????. I have nothing against hard working women trying to make a buck as a matter of fact I encourage it. BUT, how about all you Female Road Warriors getting the hell out of bed a few minutes earlier, make those all important Cell Calls and groom yourself BEFORE you hit the highway. I believe that the Cell Phone is a nice convenence and should be use for an emergency or breakdown, on the SIDE of the ROAD. Pull over and chat and quit making the rest of us nervious. We all have to get to our destinations Safely.
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